MY PRIVATE DIARY… " A journal full of bullSHiT "

SHiTTY IDEAS ABOUT WAR AND PEACE

2011-07-19T16:36:00.000+10:00

coming soon...

PREJUDICE KILLS JUSTICE

HOW TO PIECE PEACE

TV HEROS

BEAUTY AFTER SUICIDE BOMBLAST

WORLD ENDS FOR SURE

2011-07-18T22:36:00.001+10:00

coming soon...

THE END OF THE WORLD WILL BE EXACTLY ON DECEMBER 21, 2012 4.00.00 AM

HOW EXACTLY THE WILL END

SHiT MOVIES MAKE SH!THaLLS

2011-07-18T14:44:00.006+10:00

coming soon...
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM
Often anyone tends to watch whatever telecast on the TV or whatever they can find. Movies usually runs up to 3 1/2 hours, if the movie is a SHiT why don't you question yourself "What is my problem man?, Why do I waste this many hours to watch this SHiT?"

WHAT IS A GOOD MOVIE
HOW TO FIND GOOD MOVIES
HOW TO GET IT
PORONO/ADULT/XXX MOVIE IDEAS!!!
YOU TO DECIDE

THE GREEN GO

2011-07-16T21:40:00.003+10:00

WHY ONLINE?

GO ONLINE -SAVE FUEL- SAVE PLANET
When you do things online you can save a lot of time, money, and resources. For instant if you want to pay a utility bill you can go to the bank or post office it consumes your effort to walk, fuel for your car, bus fare, your time and cashier’s time. At the end of the day you have expend extra $10.00 for and your effort just to pay $90 bill that is more than 20% when you add expenses and your effort together. You can use phone banking too, it is a good idea if you can hold the line for a long time and finely if you can wait until they get you back!

EZY-BUY
Most of the banks and businesses provide you with online buying and paying facility. If you want to buy a camera go online search a bit (google.com, my personal favourite) get to know about available products. Go to online store look at their products. Find a product that matches your need. Again search for prices. Then find a average price (there are hidden costs, mailing, taxes, insurance, sometimes you have to buy important parts as accessories while some dealers sell them with the main item for a little bit higher price) It’s a good idea to first visit the OEM (original equipment manufacturers website first, Then you may buy exactly the same produce from a shop you would like). Find a popular seller if you suspect about them don’t buy, give them a call, or search their name with a appropriate key word to check whether they are genuine or not. It is a good idea to find a shop from your own country. Because it is easier to correct things if something goes wrong, otherwise you will end up with credit card fraud or costly international phone cost. If you are not dealing with European country, South America, Singapore, Australia, Japan, or NZ think twice! If you don’t understand something call them. If you email them don’t give them your bank details or credit card details until you convince there legitimacy. Never email your credit card, or bank details. Provide only your credit card details at the checkout at the online shop, PayPal is a good idea!

EZY-PAY
For instant say if you want to pay electricity, water, phone, or traffic fine almost all the payments could be done online. I have paid all of my traffic fines (they were terrific!), parking fines, utility bills, rents online. Some of the transactions we can automate for an instant your utility rent is a fixed a mount so you can set it to pay weekly or monthly (transfer only to a nominated account). Then you won’t get anyone’s blame and you don’t have to worry about it no blames, no extra expenses, and no time waste. I buy bus, train tickets, movie tickets, zoo online even make reservations online, even online check in! I don’t have to wait in lengthy queues for hours. Why you suffer in a queue at the beginning of an exciting journey.

GO online GO green

MY STUPID IDEAS

2011-07-16T20:49:00.000+10:00

Shit 1:
If you don't know much, You can't do much!
So my dear idiot... improve your knowledge to see bit more!

Shit 2:
If you can't do it, You don't do it!
Don't get F*uked, look for SMART alternative. Good l*uk!

Shit 3:
If you don't know anything, don't do anything leave it alone! Just F*uk around it won't do any harm.
Don't use machineries, instrument or whatever blindly, just because of you have seen it. If you do it you will be a piece of shit and machine or whatever will become pile of scrap!

$H1T$T0RY 0F THE DAY

H01y $hIT-LIFE IS GIFT OF GOD (first 4 Google search results 1 2 3 4)
The Stupid Theory- LIFE IS "A" RESULT OF F*UK. (no need to google search, any shithead knows)

! don't know much about G0D...may be u kn0w better than me!
By being a shithead I have a shitty idea too...

1. The Definition of F*CK - never mind !

2. The Definition of F*C-King - pretty serious !
There are only three kind of life on earth(animals, plants, & fungi) nothing else. Each and every species reproduces(It is one of the requirement to distinguish a certain species). It is the biological activity(mechanism) to produce better new generation(better in every aspect when compared to their previous generation) to fit bit more well to new challenges of life(climate, hazards, diseases, etc). F*cking is the physical activity to mix the characteristics of two NATURALLY SELECTED(usually) opposite sex members of a species.Finally the composition of the characteristics of the resultant also fully RANDOMLY SELECTED. Regardless of the presence of sexual intercourse any sort of a mechanism of union of two opposite sex shit in the same species can be defined as F*C-King...... d0nt panic, just another king...not an emperor !!!

According to modern sc!ence, evolutionary biology, modern biology, modern zoology, all these shitty areas provide heaps of bloody evidence to prove that L!FE !S A(=another, may not be the ma!n) RESULT 0F F*UK!

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MY QUESTI0N !S WHAT The F*UK the H0LY $H!T d0 W!TH G0D?

THE AGE OF THE PLANET

2011-07-16T18:12:00.002+10:00

THE 3 SHiTs
A. About 6000 years, Creation of full package!-mankind included exactly in 3987 B.C.)- H01y SHiT
B. 4.5 Billion (4,500,000,000) years - Radiometric Age Dating of meteorite material
C. Exactly 31 FEB 1898,112 years - Grandma's cousin's diary(may be boyfriends)

I can not believe that 4.5 Billion SHiT because meteorite material can't withstand from decaying for that long time, even though they could survive for such a long time no-one could find them. I tried to find my other SOCK, blue and green one!, I left it under my bed or table for sure, never beside the kitchen sink. But it is missing. Thanks my intuition I CROSS OFF 4.5 thing!

Oldest part of H01y SHiT was written in 1445 B.C., but as it says full package was created in 3987 B.C.. In contrast "3987-1445=2542". Can any bloody AS-wHole remember anything so exactly something for such a long time without recording b100dy things on 0ne's AAS...?

My grandma had three cousins and the oldest sister(bit silly) had a good habit of recording everything. Fortunately her second or third boyfriend had the same bad habit. Three years ago when their house was burnt to ruin. Three days after the incident I found half burnt hardback. In the second page clearly describes the arrival of god in order to start everything else(it is recorded! nothing is estimated, calculated, imagined, or spun) - OH MY GOD, YOU CAME TODAY & CREATED EVERYSHiT STRAIGHT AWAY..couples of days later they were split and never met for the rest of their lives!.

JUST BEFORE SUICIDE...

2011-07-16T16:54:00.004+10:00

The Japanese army sent kamikaze pilots for critical battles with Allid ships during World Wor II. They were sort of ancient samurai warriers who died with honour. During Vietnam War civilians were used as suicide bombers, thereafter armies and terrist organizations often used suicide attackers to distroy military leaders, civilians, key persons, politicians, properties.

Suiciding is another SHiT! in civil socity. Lithuania lost 58 men and 9 wemen for every 100,000 people in 2009 while Kazakshtan lost 46 and 9 respectively in 2009.Suiciding is another SHiT!. Simply it is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Why you cut off limbs just because of a scratch on your knee!. Are you the first one who got a scratch on your knee?. There are millions who lost there toes but they never wanted to get rid of their whole limb. Why do you want then? SEE still you are lucky you only got a scratch.

SUICIDER'S AFTER LIFE!

It is horrible to goto the final judgement court. You will never get a soliciter (Never even think about that lawer). Because you have get F*ued yourself. You can't pass blame to anyone. I know the judge their, one of my father-in-laws, terrible man. I'm pritty sure thet he will say "GO TO HELL",(he always used to say when he was alive) "NEXT PLEASE". Never dream for a Heven VISA. You can't go their by boat even as a refugee.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT
If you believe that the only remaining solution is suicide. Don't believe that you have no solution, because still you have one last solution to use in case. LEAVE it as THE final TRUMF CARD. Try one more time... Still one more time...Still you have the TRUMF CARD...Try one more time...again and again... everybody else does the same thing...nobody does it better than you... Try one more time... NEVER WASTE YOUR LAST TRUMF CARD...YOU HAVE ONLY ONE...NEVER GIVE IT AWAY...KEEP IT...LIVE WITH IT...LOVE IT...IT IS YOURS...IT IS YOUR LIFE...SAVE IT.